If we really must have a Christmas rap record then it could be a lot worse than one based on a beat created from a loop of Reuben Bell’s classic funk bump Super Jock. Which is what Too Many T’s have done with Tweet That Shit. And then made a video. The best bits? Santa and his ho, ho, ho’s (bit young for me but fair play) or Ugly Duckling’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearance at the end – oh and the drumming gorilla. The whole thing is largely based around people arriving at the T’s house for a party – kind of like Rizzle Kicks’ Mama Do The Hump video. But without their parents or their fat, unfunny comedian mate being in it – because that’s twee, that shit. And you can tweet that shit. Or at least ‘like’ this fucking post.