If your band is called Blown Celeb and your track Marathon Man is not about how long you last in bed, some people might view that as a missed opportunity. But nothing is quite what it seems here. For a start the producer behind the hypnotic porn-rap beat is Ugly Duckling’s Young Einstein of all people – though when one rapper, Jon E Rockwell (a.k.a Roc Holliday), is unmasked as Dizzy Dustin – that might not be such a surprise. The other rapper is Swiss Precise and between them they’re more likely to drop stream-of-consciousness brag raps than bars of filth. Having said that, Precise is in possession of a drawl so sleazy that he even makes lines like “Odds beaming, grill shrouded like Jesus/ An atheist? Nah dog I sport Asics” sound seedy. For which he is to be commended. For more info on the pair’s massively slept on full length debut check 1000 Screaming Kamikazi’s check HERE