Now then class – hands up! What’s the most interesting thing you can do with a lollipop? No, not that Moneyshot, you pervert! Oh never mind – Bournemouth breaks brigand Cockney Nutjob has just finished conducting major beat surgery on Millie Small’s 1964 ska-pop version of My Boy Lollipop and now after multiple bass bypasses it starts, it stops, it swings, it skips a beat and it doubles its speed. Talk about dicky ticker! And it’s approximately twice as long as it originally was. Stop sniggering Moneyshot – I’ll see you after class. The rest of you can download below. Dismissed!