MR BRISTOW: Merry Mix Up (2016) Free download

merry-mix-up-2016-mr-bristowThere’s a tendency these days to regard anyone who doesn’t start celebrating Christmas from 31 August as some sort of party-pooping killjoy. At Monkeyboxing Towers however, the custom is to wait until – say – Christmas is actually within spitting distance before getting all festive. Now that we’re a mere ten days away however, what better time to unleash Mr Bristow‘s Merry Mix-Up 2016 – the latest volume of his annual seasonal mixtape spectacular? Air-scratch to The Swingles being chopped up! Gormlessly smile like a festive-jumper-clad bell-end to Tony Bennett! Do the slut-drop to Ludacrismas! Neck some of Jimi Needles’ Mulled Wine Cocktail version of Driving Home For Christmas! And ask yourself – is the Mulatto Beat Remix of Baby, It’s Cold Outside not the best Christmas track ever? All that and more – plus vocal interpolations from Del Boy, Homer Simpson and a host of others! Listen below. Track list below that. Cop it HERE.

Mr Bristow’s Merry Mix Up 2016 – Track Listing

1. I Believe In Father Christmas – Swingles
2. Kiss (instro) Prince
3. Close your mouth it’s Christmas – The Free Design
4. Santa Claus is Coming To Town – Skeemix Rewiff
5. Winter Wonderland – Tony Bennett
6. Ludacrismas – Ludacris
7. Wonderful Xmas Time – Ursula 1000
8. Driving Home for Christmas (Jimi Needle’s Mulled Wine Cocktail)
9. Jingle Bells – Booker T & The MGs – Rewiff
10. Baby, It’s Cold Outside (Mulato Beat Remix)
11. The Nutcracker Suite – Berlin Symphony Orchestra (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix)
12. Happy Holiday Bing Crosby (Beef Wellington Remix)
13. Winter Wonderland – Jonny Mercer (Rise Ashen’s Brazilian Beach Mix)
14. It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year (A Shrift Remix) andy Williams
15. Jingle Bells – Duke Ellington (Robbie Hardkiss Remix)
16. Christmas Is Coming – Cocoa Tea
17. The Christmas Song – Mel Tormé (Michael Kessler Open Fire Mix)

One Response

  1. Ooof this is more festive than dipping a terrys chocolate orange in a jug of eggnog whilst watching the Queens speech as your grandad farts and snores in the corner. Certainly jingled my bell.

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