JFB: DMC Online Championship video (2013)

“Yeah alright mate – there’s no way that’s live. I know how it works. Serato might be plugged in but I bet there’s fuck all cued on them records. You’ll have been in your bedroom all week prancing around in front of the mirror, fancying yourself as some sort of ‘turntable Hendrix,’ faking the funk on the ones and twos while a bit of QBert or Kentaro or some other DMC champion plays on the stereo and your mate films you on his iPhone. You what? You are a DMC champion? Oh. Twice? Oh…right. Haaaang on a second – UK champion or World Champion? Both times UK champion? Well – there we go then. You haven’t been world champion have you?”

Not yet, anyway. That’s right – JFB‘s going balls out for the big one this year and after watching the video below you may well feel compelled to vote for him. In which case – go HERE.


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