“Cockney, Cockney can’t you see? Sometimes your ways just hypnotise me?” Yes – Essex to Bournemouth transplant and Brap.fm presenter Cockney Nutjob has given Biggy’s Hypnotise a – well – a cockney nutjob here and mutates it into a sicker than your average ghetto funk wobbler. And, as if that’s not cheeky enough, our Mr Nutjob has only made the whole thing available free at a DJ-ready 320 kbps. If the ghetto funk genre continues to raise it’s profile there’s a chance he might actually get people to ‘love his flashy ways’ and one would certainly hope he gets ‘so paid’ for his efforts. Who’s ya Poppa? Cop it off the player below.